by duffers October 17, 2007
Get the doghorse mug.Yea Sheila LOVE'S it in the doghouse, shes not so keen on muddy paws all over her fresly washed (front door) rug.
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Verb. The insertion of objects or substances (usually contraband) into one's anus for the purpose of 1. Smuggling items, or 2. Clandestine absorption of narcotics through the lining of the anal cavity. Extremely useful for the habitually incarcerated or the closet drug abuser.
Ann- "Those molly are finally kicking in."
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)
Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)
Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."
by philoramarobot October 31, 2013
Get the Doghouse mug.The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:
hanging out with girlfriend's friends
not drinking a ton
spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings
becoming a male BFF to a female
being a vegetarian
truly caring for other people
etc.
hanging out with girlfriend's friends
not drinking a ton
spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings
becoming a male BFF to a female
being a vegetarian
truly caring for other people
etc.
Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."
Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)
Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)
by DMX mugshot May 14, 2011
Get the doghouse mug.When a guy is in the proverbial "doghouse" with his woman and knows his chances of getting sex is low, which makes him want sex more since he can't have it. Constant hard-ons are the result.
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Get the dinghouser mug.A government often incapable of running even the most basic aspects of society, composed mainly of, and headed by, a woman.
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