dodgely

Something that is not good, broken or Pants'ed

only an oracle can resolve the issue

hey man thats one dodgely setup system

by The Evo Oracle October 6, 2010

Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.

"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."

by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012

Salad Dodger

An excellent phrase for an overweight person

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009

cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006

duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig

Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger

by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008