Disturbed

To be crazy,mental etc. and who you often don't know what there going to do next.
and are sometimes dangerous to be around if they are a psychopath.
Also someone who gets mentally unbalanced from having there dick sucked. For example, If they are a christian fundamentalist etc.

He's disturbed.

by judge dredd7 October 30, 2012

Disturbed

Not the "greatest metal band ever", not the greatest band today, but just a good, harmless, mainstream-ish hard rock/ metal band. Most non-fans think that they are Disturbed fans because they like Down With The Sickness, which is a good song but not their best at all. Some songs are good, but the average listener (i.e. not a Disturbed fanboy) should not listen to a whole album in one sitting because if done, the songs will sound the same, thus ruining the experience of the album. Definitely kicks Slipknot's ass though.

Mainstream man: Dood, I luv that song Down With the Sickness, that song is tizight
Fan 1: Really, listen to Ten Thousand Fists, such a better song by Disturbed.

by bypatient July 11, 2008

Disturbed

Awesome Band, and gave a freakin awesome, concert on December 22nd in Madison Wisconsin.. anyone who wasn't there should kick themselves if they had a chance.

PoLLo: Hey i'm going to see Disturbed in Madison, you should come too!
Malak: I can't 'cause I don't want to drive that far, and I'm Dumb.

by PoLLo_Loco July 15, 2007

Disturbed

A band often considered to be the greatest metal band of all time, whose fans are nothing more than mindless teenagers who have yet to witness true thrash metal. The band is best known for their hit single Sickness, featuring constant screaming and mating calls similar to that of a chimpanzee. Although they are a decent metal band, rabid fans do need to realize that Disturbed is not as god-like as they think them to be.

The Disturbed concert had killer muisc, but the lyrics leave much to be desired.

by Skitzo June 13, 2004

Disturbed

Disturbed is a parent-approved cock-rock band. When teenage assholes listen to Disturbed, it makes them feel alright about how they don't do anything with their lives and are essentially a drain on society, because the lyrics in Distrubed songs are trite, overused, meaningless, and end up offering more problems than solutions. For this reason, every self-respecting, able-bodied individual should make it their life's work to systematically deconstruct Disturbed's presence in the mainstream media, and to point out the hypocrisy and irrelevance of Disturbed whenever possible (especially when conversing with Distrubed fans.)
People that like Disturbed also typically enjoy the following musical abortions:

Breaking Benjamin
Staind
Shinedown
Avenged Sevenfold
Nickelback
Creed
The Used
Escape the Fate
Etc...

"Hey, I've got tickets to the Disturbed concert. Wanna come with me?"

"Geez, I would, but as it turns out, I'm cutting my nose off with a rusty old razor blade that day. Sorry..."

by Nathan090590 August 11, 2009

Disturbed

A shitty band with mediocre music and horrid vocals. Together with Nickelback, they are creating a genre of music where all the songs sound exactly the same. Possible the worst band in existence and should be pummeled to death with their own albums for tricking 13 year olds into listening to their music.

Misled youth: Hey man, do you listen to Disturbed?

Music fan: Yeah...when I was in middle school.

by Dick Pance July 11, 2008

Disturbed

The space that's in between insane and insecure.

Dearly beloved, are you listening?

I can't remember a word that you were saying.

Are we demented or am I disturbed?

The space that's in between insane and insecure.

by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010