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Dillon

by King of bread the 5th October 24, 2020
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Dillon

A name generally given to a boy/male, although spelt differently from the “Dillon’s” you probably know yourself.

Dillon(s) consist of many things. Firstly, they tend to have a lot of friends, due to their charming nature. He’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever find - guaranteed.

He’ll probably think that he’s the best around, which to a degree, is probably true. His comedy is also pretty scuffed, and usually, will laugh at the stupidest shit, which could be taken as a positive and a negative. Imagine telling a joke that a Dillon doesn’t laugh it - that’s a profound way to tell whether or not your joke is shit

If you know a Dillon, chances are they are a gamer.

He’s also probably a furry.
“HEY, look, it’s Dillon, right over there!”
Did you know he’s a furry!?”
“OH?!”
“Let’s go curbstomp him!”
“Alright”
by The One Who Spoke The Truth October 28, 2019
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Dillon

L'il Bitch
You know Dillon?

Yeah, isn't he a l'il bitch.
Yeah.
by Arecus98 February 24, 2019
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Dillon

That one asshole kid in the class that has anger issues and would use that as an excuse to get out of class.
Fuck you Dillon.
by DarkOpz501z June 22, 2019
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Dillon

Dillon is someone who can make you smile on the saddest days. He is always happy and sharing joy with others. He is the kind of person who gives a hug to anyone in need. just one smile from him can make you the happiest person on earth. He is someone you can trust. you can always fell safe when you are around Dillon.
wow, whoever that is, he sure is a Dillon.
by IlikePie.org November 6, 2017
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Dillon

A kind guy that is super sweet but doesnt want to be known by everyone for what he does. He will protect his friends through everything for what he or she believes. He will respect a girls decision over his any day and devotes everything to her. He won’t be a guy that would cheat on a girl. He is very trustworthy with everything you have as a secret.
See that cute boy he must be a dillon. He is so nice he protected me from that douche that tried to play me he is a Dillon.
by Golfmotherfuckerintheasshole November 24, 2017
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Dillon

Dillon is one who in a past life was a manticore. When first meeting him, he might seem like a quiet, shy even normal guy. DO NOT BE DECEIVED!! In reality hes just trying to get used to his life as a human who, sadly, cannot fly... Dillon is an incredible dancer with a smirk that will melt your eyeballs (in the best sort of way). He's such a gentleman, and knows how to make a lady laugh so muchly that she farts, or you know, snorts like a normal person.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY, YOU ALMOST PULLED A DILLON, THERE!
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