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dillhole

1) n. Paul aka. Blue Tooth™, Black Dot™, Asshole™, Challenger of Sauron™; Lord of the Sweep™

2) n. The essence of that which is too full of himself to see that which is his worth, thus remaining a worthless stain upon the world, allowed to live thanks to out-dated Puritanical laws that prohibit stamping out festering diseases at the root before they breed more inexcusable chaos and disruption upon this sorry world; a waste of life.

3) n. An aborted fetus that keeps on living, keeper of the Master Reset Button™; a worthless fuck.

4) n. A cocksucking, mouth-breathing faggot who, in an attempt to get laid, becomes a Baptist bible-thumper, stops hanging out with everyone, still doesn't get laid, yet acts like he's better than you for it, wipes hard drive of all "dirty stuff" in an act which truly defines dillhole.

5) n. A load that should have been swallowed, thrown up into a gay's ass and farted against the back of the offending load receptacle's throat, to be swallowed again and shat into oblivion; paul.

6) n. The hole at the end of a penis; paul; paul's head, paul's black dot at the top of his head.

7) n. A drooling, teeth-sweeping simpleton who's lack of existential value causes the brains of those surrounding to throb with pain, the only therapy being averting the eyes and ears; talking loud or playing loud music in order to dull the abysmal clatter; white trash; a living piece of shit; fucker.

8) n. a yuck-mouthed, water-head baby that is pushed through the system with a shaved head, one of their two front teeth being grayish blue, a permanent black dot at the top of their head which acts as a Master Reset Button™, pictures of body builders on bedroom mirrors, bath salts, excessive cooking and plant-growing as major hobbies, the unmitigated gall to suck spit through their crooked shark teeth around people of social standing and worth - also known as teeth sweeping; a fuck-faced buffoon.
JFC, STFU Paul, you're such a goddamn dillhole....such a goddamn dillhole.
by infiniti July 29, 2008
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dillhole

1. a person who SUCKS ASS and embarrasses you as well as your friends in a public place.

2. one who needs to be shot

3. all of the above which equal Matt Acuna.
1. YOU CALLED THE CARROWS' MANAGER FOR NOTHING, DILLHOLE, YOU MUST DIE!
by bananasncreme September 16, 2005
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dillhole

Someone who lacks knowledge of; an idiot of some sort; a simple way of calling someone a "STUPID HEAD"
BRAN.DON is such a dillhole! --zaren
by ZGG July 19, 2006
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