Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.

Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.

by Sklooby October 27, 2008

DADON

Dadon is person that's really like that and will take yo bitch respectfully and he dont go for nun of dat hoe shiii

DADON IS NOT A PUSSY

by Qbsbdben December 29, 2020

dildoni

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

by Argle September 23, 2007

ddong chim

The scary game played by Koreans, scream ddong chim at a large group of Koreans, they will run off screaming. Known as " poop needle " placing your hands as a gun like shape and pretend to stick it up someone's @$$ will give you satisfying results.

hanwool: hey kibum, I have something special
kibum: what?
hanwool: DDONG CHIM!!!
kibum: oh F#CK !!
hanwool: you better run :D

by thataznperson August 7, 2011

didnt-study-gonna-fail

An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.

Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?

Student: No.

Teacher: And why not?

Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.

by AlwaysHiding April 11, 2010

Jamie Dimon

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.

Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jamie Dimon.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012

Screenshots or it didn't happen

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."

Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!

by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007