National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 03, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 04, 2020

kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

oi its kick dick november

by thatgurlyouneversee October 01, 2020

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 02, 2020

Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.

"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"

by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.

Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick

by Hahahah fuck u February 16, 2021