DIBS

DIBS is an acronym for Dick Intergrated Ball Syndrome/Sack. It is a common occurance for persons of a certain decendancy or of slight obestity. A person has DIBS when their penis is so small there scrotum overpowers it and is more prominent.
Basically their penis is very small however their scrotum is very large.

After gym class when a lad has encountered a bit of gitch they go to have a shower and remove their underwear. To the other class mates shock they see an overly large ball sack (scrotum) and find it hard to see his penis. They then exclaim
'wow, he's got DIBS!!!'

by Bob Frost January 29, 2008

Dibs

Used to declare to one's bros that they need to back off the girl during the time that you will try to win her over; if you face rejection your dibs expires and immediately goes to the next person to call it

Cannot be used unless the female is seen in person.

Zain: yo, bro i call dibs on that hot girl in the hotel lobby
Ankit: Aight bro imma back off

by brown stick February 13, 2019

Dibs

Dibs can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Calling something that you can use

Example: I got dibs on that soda
2. Getting to use something first

Example: hey man, I got dibs on that

football
3. Used to have first chance to get a girl

Example: Do u see that girl over their?

Ya, why

I got dibs on her until after I try

to date her

I got dibs on that seat

by Truth here March 9, 2015

Dib

v. To flake out on your friends at the last minute.

We were planning on going on the trip with the squad but Ben had to Dib again.

by TrackVibes May 19, 2018

Dibs

Phil Lester’s nickname that his family gave him because he couldn’t pronounce his name when he was a baby and he said Dibbet.

Phil’s Mum- “Say your name!”
Baby Phil- “Dibbet!”

Phil’s Family- “We’ll call you Dibs.”

by Phan? June 14, 2018

Dib

someone who is genuinely built different in life

Wow look at Dib I wish I was as cool as him.

by manofculture1920 March 19, 2021

Dib

Has a big head and loves paranormal shit.

Person A: All Dib talks about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in his garage!

Person B: Yeah, and he has a big head.

by x_Zo<3Wafflez_x November 4, 2022