A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,
always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.
always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.
1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"
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