by Lt_Shaft April 28, 2005
Get the GFCW Daffney mug.Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008
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by KRAZY KYLE " October 25, 2009
Get the Daffin mug.A word based on the acronym D.A.F., meaning Down as Fuck. A term commonly used to accept invitation to a social event or gathering, such as a party, mobbing, shindig, etc. Basically the same as saying "I'm down", though much cooler and eccentric.
Karl: Yo Gary, you down to go to that mobbing party at the Shindigersons tonight?
Gary: Heck ya, man. I'm daffing.
Karl: Cool, dude. I'm glad you accepted my invitation to this social gathering at the Shindigersons.
Gary: Heck ya, man. I'm daffing.
Karl: Cool, dude. I'm glad you accepted my invitation to this social gathering at the Shindigersons.
by Euphoric Maniac October 2, 2010
Get the Daffing mug.From the abbreviation of Drunk As Fuck, a DAF or Daffney refers to a female who is drunk as a skunk when you first meet.
So I met a Daffney at the Ale House last night who called me, and I quote, "gorgeous" but I'm not sure if she meant it or if she'd just been hitting the sauce too hard.
by Antonymous90 January 21, 2016
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