dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.

Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"

by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009

Dads nappy

A man that is a pedo but where’s nappys

Yo fam that’s peak dads nappy

by Slapp bum November 2, 2018

Dads-Principal

Super funny, thicc as hell, and thinks 69 is funny number

Dang Dads-Principal is looking dummy thicc today I’d smash

by Poopoobutt420 April 28, 2020

Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything

Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house

by Nothings available January 19, 2022

Dads friend

The friend of the family that is usually the daughters first crush in her younger years.

The friend of the family the daughter thinks of her first older male encounter because he is the first one to pay her attention.

The trusted friend eying your daughter.

My dads friend is hot, he pays attention to me and gets me not like the boys and he's not like my dad, he's cool.

I noticed your dads friend looking at you, I think he likes you

by dads friend January 1, 2012

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010