dense 

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

dense by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

dense 

when a callums too lazy to decode a simple message and realise the truth

stop being so dense

dense by callum you arse September 17, 2019

Dense 

1)Dense means that something/someone is heavy/thick. For example, oil is less dense than water, so it floats on the top.

2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.

Teacher: Oil is lighter than water so it floats on the top! Can someone give me an example of something dense?
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.

Dense by Person82 May 31, 2021

dense 

used to describe someone’s amazing personality, and their advanced ability to form complex and logical conclusions.

kevin is not dense

dense by kevin is stupid123 January 7, 2022

Dense 

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

Dense by Erin Anne October 21, 2022

Dense 

Describing a person who consistently fails to grasp or understand basic information, concepts, or social cues, often to a degree that suggests a lack of common sense or perception. Often used to imply stubbornness or a lack of insight.

(Your team mate on R6 literally throws a 1v1 on overtime match point by looking the complete opposite way despise clearly hearing their footsteps)

Top Frag Player: "Team mate!!! You're actually fucking DENSE!!!" (Punches their monitor)

Dense by Oslott October 10, 2023

Dense

When your a nerd loser and correct your teammate. Because you are a no life and your girlfriend lives across the country.

The amazon rainforest is too DENSE! To have lions in it

Dense by Jferdabeauty March 17, 2026