Drummer's Death Grip

A disorder that affects A disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. Only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the butt of the stick while you drum. The only cure is to listen to Jazz

Bob: "Hey, you've got a bad case of drummer's death grip"

Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"

by BuddyRichFan122 January 9, 2012

Death Griping

this word is used when you are 20 minutes into any death grips album, usually meaning you have gone insane from how good the music is

Chris: " i can't come hang out with you guys i am Death Griping right now"
John: " it's okay, hope you don't destroy anything!"

by Maqsss September 22, 2022

Yeti Death Grip

A strong hold, usually by hand, on a particular item.

While standing in line with his Shively Round Steak, Rhondelle released his Yeti Death Grip on his food stamps for a second and he was jacked for his shit.

by Drewstang January 18, 2009

dessert death grip

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock

Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.

by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015

Vulcan Death Grip

Using your Index finger, your middle finger and thumb to administer a hold above the Adam's apple and under the chin. Hold for 10 seconds.

Captin Spock uses the Vulcan Death Grip with his poopy ears.

by Matt Mintz May 22, 2006

Death Grip

The act of grasping the penis with such ferocity, usually done by that of a woman body builder.

The big buff woman clenched my penis like a weight

Damn dude, she gave you a death grip.

by Get in my clopper June 3, 2018

Viking Death Grip

Any kind of horn striking a vagina

The girl that was doing the running of the bulls in Spain got a Viking Death Grip from the lead bull

by VikingGuy May 26, 2009