When a man and girl sit on a bus and give each other handjobs at the same time and say that they are "holding hands"
by whosmans23 April 18, 2018

a kid whos retarded and tall and a bag of bones he use to wear glasses but now wears contacts to look cooler
by jacob reeves September 26, 2019

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
