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cyberboner

A figurative noun meant to describe the online lusting - albeit in jest - after others whose Internet-based writing, art, films, and media are awesome.
I've got a huge cyberboner for that guy's hilarious viral videos.
by fast_hugs July 11, 2007
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Cyberginity

That which is lost after having cyber sex for the first time.
I lost my cyberginity last night and it was amazing!
by Meliqua April 28, 2011
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Cybernetix Core

Cybernetix Core is a human brain which displays exceptional intellectual ability or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of new advances in a domain of knowledge. Basically a very advanced human brain.
Albert Einstein's cybernetix core is very advanced and knowledgeable.
by TommyGunnZ33 June 23, 2016
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Cyberfiend

Somebody who is up to no good on the internet, cyberfiends include fraudsters, scammers, black hat hackers and even regular members of the infosec community who shitpost on social media too much.
Younger cyberfiends can be hard to classify, they inhabit the grey zone and have not yet chosen a path.
by DasBule October 2, 2019
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Cybernet

The Cybernet is a new cool radical sensation! All the cool kids like to surf the world wide web!
You can play games, download movies, join chatrooms, and send emails to the president of the united states
Bro 1: Hey bro! do you wanna go skating and get all the hot chicks?
Bro 2: Not right now bro, Im surfing the Cybernet!
Bro 1: WOW bro thats like TOTALLY TUBULAR DUDE!
by i fuck my hand June 27, 2020
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Cybernetic Procrasturbation

Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).
"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"

"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."
by Noodl3Ninja October 23, 2020
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Spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife

The ultimate hero sent to earth by future Jacksepticeyeto protect all memes
Random dude: Look its... wtf is that

Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?
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