Cumguzzler

Someone who swallows male semen and barks like a dog afterwards.

“Oh my god! That Matt O’Shea is such a cumguzzler! That’s why his teeth always look so white!”

by oefx November 03, 2022

Cumguzzler

A person who drinks cum

You’re such a cumguzzler

by Festivals May 27, 2021

cumguzzler

One who guzzles the cum.

that chic Amanda is a cumguzzler

by martishaocwardin1367 September 26, 2018

cumguzzler

(noun)

: one who frequently performs fellatio and swallows male ejaculate
: one who shamelessly enjoys swallowing semen to the extent one will literally guzzle the loads of several men at a time, and often quite a large group of men (8+)

My newest girl at the club was eager to earn favor with the clientele, so I agreed to an extra shift as long as she spent it on her knees in men’s VIP restroom. The little cumguzzler swallowed 27 loads that night!

by Pimper-of-Prostitutes August 29, 2020

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 23, 2024