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Creepster

CREEPSTER Definition #2

A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP (See CREEPSTER #1).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS
1. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.

2. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
3. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
4. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
5. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.

6. All Swingers.
7. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
8. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
9. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
10. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
11. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
12. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
13. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
14. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
15. Many Guys who have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age.
16. All Adulterers.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
by Tina from the BGCA August 6, 2014
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creepster

a man who walks around in only a trenchcoat and flashes random women
that guy is such a creepster
by ashizzle074 June 11, 2006
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Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009
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creepaleaper

is a male with an extremely small penis, that befriends a woman with only the intentions of placing their tiny penis into the ear, nose and belly button of the woman for their own sexual pleasure and arousal.
"i hate that guy.....omg he seriuosly was such a creepaleaper!!"
by marianne hughes June 12, 2008
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creepster

guy at the bus stop who hits on chicks half his age; guy who stares for an uncomfortable length of time and then follows you home
"That 40 year old guy without teeth just hit on me, what a creepster!"
by mccain-is-old August 7, 2008
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Creepster

1.) a roommate who walks in while you and your girlfriend are having sex and sits there and tries to watch.

2.) a roommate who comes in while you are sleeping on the couch and tries to quietly masterbate.
Hey, my creepster roommate has squinty eyes.
by Sean Donn December 11, 2006
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Creepsterbate

The act of masterbating while creeping/perusing through social networks.
-I totally creepsterbated to this girls unprotected Facebook profile last night.

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by BigBoy099 May 5, 2011
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