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Cranberry township

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.
by suburbanite March 25, 2005
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Cranberry Tea Bag

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.
Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.
by Tucks91 November 1, 2010
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Cranberry juice

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice
by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012
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cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good
It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear
by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018
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Cranberry Trap

A "cranberry trap", not to be confused with cranberry mist is when someone cums inside a glass of cranberry juice.

Also refers to an attack from Flandre Scarlet, the extra stage boss of Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: Taboo "Cranberry Trap"
You fool! You drank my Cranberry Trap!
by Lavateinn June 21, 2020
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Cranberry Loaf Facial

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”
by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020
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Cranberry woman

Female who’s on her period
Bob: Alina is on her ladies days

Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period
by xx_a1ina March 10, 2021
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