multi-croccing

the intentional or unintentional act of wearing different colored crocs on each foot. an upcoming trend seemingly having originated in the Big Easy.

"Look at that dude, he's wearing one blue croc and one orange croc... He be multi-croccing."

by salamasana May 15, 2007

Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.

What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

crock-shits

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

croc sucker

Any person who wears Croc's.(ugly ass sandles usually worn by tourists)

Ey, Homebwoi, Look at that crocsucker up the street.

I hate those damn croc suckers

by Andrew Harbottle September 11, 2007

Croc Butter

1. Supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes, crocs they call shoes.

2. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?

Aw, man, my crocs are still ugly, even after applying croc butter!

Oh god the croc butter, it burns.

by Che Maddox November 16, 2007

croc-butter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.

by djrbkj November 17, 2007