Costello Cut-out

Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.

Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.

--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.

by Richard Hasherpes December 07, 2013

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Benward Costello

The true definition of a walking Jesus Christ. If you get to know him his past times are screaming at churches and getting in head on collision car accidents. You can usually catch him at your local Home Depot shitting on finders of 1928 Ford Mustangs. Loves to throw a round with the new york mets and then give the whole team a slap down after the long game, they then give him their long game. Usually running a meme page somewhere, that later gets shut down by Feminist Vegan Niggers

"Benward Costello is such an athiest that he fucks the priest and his little Labrador."

by Ms donna haley August 15, 2017

andrew costello

Nonce

1-Your a Andrew Costello

2-I’m gonna lose me job

by YA BOY BILLY August 15, 2021

Anthony costello

To succeed despite low intelligence; to pull a Anthony Costello.

"I won the lottery, Jim!"
"Wow, you really pulled an Anthony Costello."

by knewgfownofi909 October 24, 2022

Costello

Your go to mid if you’re looking for to protect your pockets! Ranked NUMBER ONE MID - THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS IN A ROW

Just use Costello’s drop bro
Should’ve loaded Costello but instead you got headache

Shout Costello he’s always Gara side regardless

by Vision eye January 09, 2024

Costello

One whom is hot and very sexually attractive. Usually those who call others Pretty boy

Johnathan, you are such a Costello. I wish I could of been as good looking as you are.

by londontiger23 June 26, 2023