Ugly pharmaceutical meth head who falls through windows. She brushes her teeth with cat shit and looks like a boy DONT FUCK WITH CHRISTAN!! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS
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Christanic is the newly coined religion.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
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Get the Christan mug.Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
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Get the Christan Labootoff mug.A type of person who is shy and timid at first, but once you get to know him, you'll realize that he's probably the sweetest guy in the room. He loves unconditionally. He's probably a musician. Loves singing, dancing, and playing the guitar. Loved someone whom he can never forget. Probably was his soulmate
Cristann is a great guy.
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