dude 1: yo can i get a cookie yo? dude 2:yea sure chocolate or rasins... dude 1: rasains- dude 2:...
by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 5, 2022

Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.
or
Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.
or
All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.
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Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.
or
All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.
by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007

A universal cure for all ills mental or physical. A symbol for the simple goodness of the world. Especially when combined with hugs
A pastry like a mini-cake, often fitting in a palm. The universal cookie is a chocolate chip cookie
A pastry like a mini-cake, often fitting in a palm. The universal cookie is a chocolate chip cookie
by Marquain (the cookie prince) August 5, 2008

by fo shoo mooo coo doo December 23, 2004

by Lig April 18, 2006

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.
by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011
