noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010
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Only having 2 minutes and two seconds per commercial conversation, Danny and June took the entire Super Bowl to decide where to have dinner that weekend.
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To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.
1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.
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oh nothing much,
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heyyy
Question 2
whats up?
oh nothing much,
etc etc, this is a formspring conversation
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Get the organic conversation mug.An insult uttered by Sho'Nuff in the 1985 film "the Last Dragon". It means to bow down to ones enemy and pay respect by kissing their feet.
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The unspoken reason why many stoners wear converse; they allow for one to acceptably bend over for a long period of time before rapidly standing up, causing feelings of euphoria when one is high on marijuana.
The unspoken reason why many stoners wear converse; they allow for one to acceptably bend over for a long period of time before rapidly standing up, causing feelings of euphoria when one is high on marijuana.
person one : dude, why do you always wear converse when we smoke?
person two: dude, obviously. I need an excuse to get the Converse Rush when I see your parents. They'd know we were high if i just bent over for 2 minutes and then stood up! now, im in the clear!
Whoa, i feel like I'm about to faint. That was a hella converse rush bro.
person two: dude, obviously. I need an excuse to get the Converse Rush when I see your parents. They'd know we were high if i just bent over for 2 minutes and then stood up! now, im in the clear!
Whoa, i feel like I'm about to faint. That was a hella converse rush bro.
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