Confucius

A hand-job, or manual release, from a Chinese massage therapist of at least 50 years of age.

I asked for a happy ending, but had to settle for a confucius.

by Truffle_Shuffle January 8, 2012

confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.

Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.

by gnerd1 November 2, 2011

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Confucius

A dutch nigga ganster with afrow, but not today he has had his haircut!!

Look at teh confucius his hair is still too long at the top

by rectal muscle January 11, 2005

Confucius

An alternative spelling and/or pronunciation of the word "confused" or "confusion", commonly associated with Buk Lau

You very confucius, you know?

by antiquing April 25, 2021

Confuciusly

To act in a manner showing wisdom and intelligence.

Ill give that idea a thorough thought *he strokes his chin confuciusly*

by TraceMP4 January 26, 2026

ah kong Ahmad & ah ma Mei Mei feat. Steven (with Confucius) [Mutu Sami REMIX] Food Palace Pte Ltd SG ver.

ITS THE BEST AND CHEAPEST CAI PENG STALL AVAILABLE

ANY RACE IS WELCOME TO ah kong Ahmad & ah ma Mei Mei feat. Steven (with Confucius) Mutu Sami REMIX Food Palace Pte Ltd SG ver.

by sirloinjoker November 17, 2023