The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
by ribbertjie January 1, 2013
by Beachdet76 December 30, 2016
undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
by chuck van d November 12, 2007
When you wipe your ass and shards of toilet paper get intermingled with the grundle grass sprouting around your asshole. See grundle grass
I dropped a grundle cosby off yesterday and thousands of pieces of grundle confetti just wouldn't shake off from my grundle grass.
See grundle cosby
See grundle cosby
by The Grundle master October 25, 2005
by fukifino April 12, 2009
When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.
by antilimit May 5, 2016