colorguard
colorguard by hill October 29, 2005
Colorguard
Usually fat chicks who can't make the cheerleading squad. In general, they're the bands cheerleaders. Lucky them. They wear tight uniforms that makes their fat jiggle.
Yay let's spend our halftime watching girls twirl things while the band plays. i just love colorguard.
Colorguard by ShannonNaomi October 27, 2011
colorguard
1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?
colorguard by Claire3333 March 13, 2009
Colorguard
Colorguard by PEEWEE MONTES October 15, 2005
colorguard
Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."
Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
colorguard by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008
Colorguard
A group of retards that have no ambitions in life, that will grow up to be losers unless they escape before midnight on their 18th birthday.
What are those tards doin'? O' that's just the lame as colorguard! South Florida is over run by them... gross!
Colorguard by I escaped in time... April 23, 2010
Colorguard
A form of entertainment, usually part of a marching band, that involves using props and incorporating different styles of dance. While college-level colorguard requires an intensive amount of practice and ability, high school colorguard girls are essentially the equivalence of pompom/pom-pon or cheerleading rejects.
P1: "Did you see that picture of the colorguard girls on the marching band's Facebook page?"
P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."
P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."
P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."
P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."
P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."
P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."
Colorguard by encyclowikitionpedia October 30, 2011