Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022

colombian girl

Prettiest girls ever with the sexiest bodies. They are usually tall with nice boobs and a big booty. They are flirtatious and love to be looked at. They are HOTTT

-you know shakira... shes hot
-Yea shes a colombian girl

by kevin4455 May 1, 2008

Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.

Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.

by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009

Colombian Cold

the aftermath of a heavey cocaine sniffing session

''you coming down with some thing dave''

''nah just a colombian cold''

by stackdale January 6, 2008

Colombian Catastrophe

Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.

Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...

by PRC 123 July 23, 2011

Colombian Necktie

See also: Cuban Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Colombian Necktie.

by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017