probably the worst band to be belched out of the bowels of humanity since culture club. coheed is an interesting (<-sarcasm)
mix of rush and fall out boy, ensuring that they not only suck, but swallow.
mix of rush and fall out boy, ensuring that they not only suck, but swallow.
by jackman fucking ochs January 29, 2009
1.)A poor excuse for a rock band. Claiming to be progressive rock they appeal to emos who grew up in suburbia and cut themselves. While their supporters claim they are similar to Rush, their music is not nearly as progressive or influential. their lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, has hair that is larger than his head. This is why he has no talent, because it is all used in the effort to maintain such a stupid and "alternative" haircut. In fact, the tiny amount of talent Sanchez has is directly proportional to his penis size. No one in this band has enough talent to carry the guitar pick of the likes of Kirk Hammett or Slash. And the singing can be compared to a garbage disposal. Oh and claudio sanchez needs to be deported
2.homosexual band(s)
3. A group containing probable illegal immigrants
2.homosexual band(s)
3. A group containing probable illegal immigrants
Hey did you go to the emo show yesterday?
No, all those bands are Coheed and Cambria.
3. Look at those guys at Home Depot!
Yeah, Coheed and Cambria for sure.
No, all those bands are Coheed and Cambria.
3. Look at those guys at Home Depot!
Yeah, Coheed and Cambria for sure.
by Charles Burnside March 11, 2008
The best band of the 21st century. Perioed, end of discusion. yes i spelled period wrong. And for all you haters at the bottom of the list, a band doesnt suck if it sells out concerts, and sells millions of cds.
coheed and cambria is th best band of the 21st century. there aer other good bands, but they are all defined by a single genre. coheed isnt. get your facts straight, retards.
by DOINYOURMOMLOLOLOLOLOL October 2, 2010
by Scott Hubbard December 11, 2003
the rawkingest post hardcore/emo band EVER! The hair! Its aliiive! augh! IKSOSE:3 is fabulous...mmmmm shiny and new...
Bring on The 29th man! wooooooo!
Bring on The 29th man! wooooooo!
Emo Dude #1: Hey, you going to see Coheed and Cambria Tonight?
Emo Dude #2: Yeah, cool! Rawk on man!
Emo Dude #2: Yeah, cool! Rawk on man!
by Pretty Vacant May 17, 2004
A band that thinks they're rush, just a bit heavier. They suck horribly on their CD's, but even more live. All the singer does is play his guitar in a corner by his amps, cover his face with his douche bag-like hair, and scream with such a high pitched voice it sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet. Long story short: Faggots
Person 1: "Coheed and Cambria is one shitty band!"
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
by sdwetwilly April 16, 2009
One of those trendy "emo" bands.
The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
by Liberate te ex inferis November 16, 2004