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Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.
Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
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Coca Cola

by sum_guy September 18, 2003
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Coca Cola

A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.
"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
by regs_ June 9, 2005
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coca cola

the best drink of all time!!!

PEPSI SUCKS!!!!!
by poo June 18, 2006
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Coca-Cola Zero

A variety of Coca-Cola with regular Coke taste and zero sugar. Introduced in 2005 in the United States.
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coca cola zero sugar

It's self explanatory. Coca cola with no sugar added. Do I need to say more?

Formerly known as Coke Zero, but apparently nobody knew what the fuck it was, so they had to lengthen the name for them damn millennials.
Coke Zero was a much cooler name than Coca Cola Zero Sugar
by memes are dead September 19, 2017
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Coca Cola coma

When you drink a lot of coke late in the evening and your body if physically tired, but your brain can't shut down, so you kinda pass out at the dawn.
Man, i drank an entire 1,5 litre bottle of coke, it 's 2am and i feel like bungee jumping, but also i wanna die a little... I guess I'm in a coca cola coma now.
by Prasi December 30, 2015
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