Cock Rocks

Testes. Balls. Nuts.

I whipped out my cock rocks and treated her to a tea bag.

by Safari October 9, 2004

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Cock Rocking

The opposite of cock blocking; a friend who helps you get pussy

Nick: "You this kicks ass, erika was totaly cock rocking last night!"

Danielle: "I know, you tapped that shit

by Nick Sanchez (Yeah, that guy) December 7, 2008

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soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

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Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.

Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

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