Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019