Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.

"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.

by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012

clincher

A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.

"That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher."

by deek March 29, 2003

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.

Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!

by Auhxy April 4, 2017