Cloggins

Term used to describe the painful feeling when spermatozoa gets trapped in the penile cavity, usually caused by a jumbo jet.

I didn't pay that whore to give me the cloggins!

by Chugging Tommy Thompson October 20, 2007

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021

Chegging

The process of two men slapping each other with magnetic stick, often a slap bracelet.

Ouch! What was that?
Bro, I thought we were chegging?
Oh, chaaa dawg.

by alexandchris August 24, 2010

Cleggism

Saying one thing and doing the exact opposite

Nick Clegg: I will not raise tuition fees

(6 months later tuition fees treble)

Person 1: Nick Clegg lied when he said he wouldn't raise tuition fees.

Person 2: No he didn't lie, it was a cleggism

by SwissyDan June 1, 2011

Clogging

The act of stuffing as many people as possible into an enclosed water slide, typically with the goal of setting some town or other municipal record. It was featured in the media sometime in the 1990s when a group of high school seniors from Napa, California were seriously injured after a water slide partially collapsed due to the weight; one unfortunate young woman died at a local hospital, and many others were left with permanent disabilities including partial paralysis, brain damage and nerve pain.

Before a high school graduation:
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!

by TheMasterOfTheDicktonary June 4, 2014

Clogging

1)Whilst farting a turtle head pops out stopping the fart hence clogging your fart into your ass.

2)The act of clogging up someones ass with an inaniment object such as a broom handle or a pool cue.2

1) Fuckin' A clogging sucks.

2) If you eat my burrito you're going to the worst clogging of your life time.

by -Forrest August 14, 2007

Clogging

1. A damn good thrashing with a pair of cloggs, preferably to the knees and elbows.
2. General day to day business.

1. That guy got in my face so i gave him a clogging.
2. Hows the clogging coming along?

by adam and steve December 13, 2004