Clarissa

Don't mess with this chicka. She represents that Mexico, mess with her you mess with the whole damn country. Commonly referred to as a tough heartfelt girl, but is psycho sometimes and hits people.

With a year of rehab, Clarissas tend to be successful in the human world.

Hey man, I just went to see Lindsay Lohan at rehab and she was with that Clarissa!

by weeniebeenie December 28, 2010

Clarissa

A beautiful girl that is loyal but is freaky and knows how to suck good dick. Usually with brown hair, she’s hispanic, and has a FAT ASS. Sometimes a Clarissa will be tall and guys are all over her but don’t show it. She will always be moody and have mood changes. She’s BIPOLAR AS HELL but almost everyone loves her.

Damn she has a fat ass , it must be a Clarissa

by I love myself so damn much June 1, 2018

Clarissa

Will murder those who sneeze in her presence when she requires food.

*cries and laughs* (Person Sneezes)*Clarissa pulls out 12 inch black dildo and rams it up their ass*

by BoomerAang January 17, 2020

Pulling a Clarissa

When someone urinates in someone else's shampoo bottle

Pat was pulling a Clarissa when he found out that Sam cheated on him.

by Dylan Crawford January 7, 2020

Clarissa

If you meet a Clarissa, you better stay away. She lure you in like you are the best thing ever and slowly break you down that it will crush you in the end. She will play the victim always. It is never her fault. She is loud and never let you finish. She manipulate you and make you feel guilty even if you were in the right. She will turn ghe world against you just because she can. Please just stay away

P1:You know the person... the victim...

P2:You mean a Clarissa
P3:Oh my God, did she also screw you over

by Karmisabitch November 21, 2021

Dirty Clarissa

Someone who laughs uncontrollably during climax

My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa

I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.

by glucosemusic May 20, 2019

Clarissa Weers

PERFECT. Cheerleader Extraordinaire. Cute. Funny. Awesome at everything at life.

NO way! You got a Clarissa Weers Score!

by ChristopherLovesClarissa November 30, 2011