Clarissa 

Will murder those who sneeze in her presence when she requires food.

*cries and laughs* (Person Sneezes)*Clarissa pulls out 12 inch black dildo and rams it up their ass*

Clarissa by BoomerAang January 17, 2020

Clarissa 

If you meet a Clarissa, you better stay away. She lure you in like you are the best thing ever and slowly break you down that it will crush you in the end. She will play the victim always. It is never her fault. She is loud and never let you finish. She manipulate you and make you feel guilty even if you were in the right. She will turn ghe world against you just because she can. Please just stay away

P1:You know the person... the victim...

P2:You mean a Clarissa
P3:Oh my God, did she also screw you over

Clarissa by Karmisabitch November 21, 2021

Clarissa 

Explains it all, everything. Stick 5p in and she'll talk for hours.

How do you know? Clarissa explained it all

Clarissa by Sabrina the teenage bitch June 15, 2018

Clarissa 

Clarissa is oscars girlfriend. SHE LOVES TO SUCK HIS COCK GOOD.If you’re name is Oscar don’t miss out on Clarissa,she’ll give you that good good ;)

Oscar:DAMN IT FEELS SO GOOD

Cum:SKEET
Clarissa: Thanks daddy I know ;)

Clarissa by Grinchcakes9000 February 20, 2020

clarissa 

the word clarissa's exact definition is monkey booty with a side of mango.

ew look its a clarissa

clarissa by mumblebee June 18, 2010

Clarissa 

A stupid piece of shit that does nothing to help you or anyone else. I recommend you stay away from that bitch.

Clarissa is a fucking asshole!

Clarissa by BeanEater69420 June 21, 2020

Clarissa 

A cute, kind and funny girl, well at first.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.

All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.

She can lie and betray even her closet friends.

Girl: *talking to someone*
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa

Clarissa by ∆Anonymous∆ May 17, 2019