Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

Chronically online by NexyNex June 7, 2024

chronically online

A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.

"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)

chronically online by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024

chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.

Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.

chronically online npc by Race relations October 31, 2025

A Chronically Online Whore 

A "Chronically Online Whore" Is Someone Who Is "Chronically Online"
They Have The Opportunity To Be Normal And Go Outside. But They Don't

You Are A Chronically Online Whore. Stop Asking For Trigger Warnings For Everything. You Bitch.

A Chronically Online Whore by juicyk4tt September 10, 2022

chronicly online 

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.

"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."

chronicly online by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022