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chrissi

where your life is defined as "awkward moments".
All the memories I've had are Chrissi moments.
by cboo91 February 3, 2010
mugGet the chrissimug.

chrissy

dude, chrissy is illegal. i want to go smoke a bowl of chrissy right now. deuces!
by Sr. Smo K. Lot December 9, 2007
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chrissy

1) A very unconvincing transvestite.
2) Person who eats electrical appliances, sleeps on a bed of cabbage and enjoys rolling around covered in glue.
3) psychotic freak of nature
1) Oh my god, in can see your penis, you're a chrissy!
2) The damn chrissy ate my blender, thats the fourth time this week! And where are my cabbages?!
3) yeah they sent him to an asylum, he's such a chrissy.
by Chuck Norris Enthusiast July 16, 2008
mugGet the chrissymug.

Chrissi

A Chrissi is one of the best friends you can have in your life. He is trustworthy, extremely funny, speaks fluently sarcasms and will always pick of the phone, no matter what. He is the kind of guy who stays up until 4 am to make sure you’ll get safely home when you’re drunk. A Chrissi is sensitive and isn’t afraid of speaking about his feelings. It’s not uncommon for a Chrissi to have a discussion for hours. A Chrissi is an extremely intelligent guy and sometimes it’s hard to beat his arguments. He may seem a bit like a smart ass, but in the end, he has your best interests at heart. He’s always down for an adventure, especially for communist revolutions. You can’t count on him like no other, having a Chrissi in your life is considered a blessing all over the world.
Jules: “Oh, my best friend is such a Chrissi!”
Linda: “Wow, you’re so lucky! Don’t let him go
by HermionesSoma May 27, 2021
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Chrissie

Did you see Chrissie in the club last night? Damn, I'd tap that.
by cowgirl9 March 18, 2011
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Chrissie

Slang term for Christmas, usually used by people who dislike both the words X-Mas and Christmas.
Rosie's such a bitch...she openly called off my Chrissie present as a worthless toy!
by Glasses 'n Neckties July 14, 2009
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chrissy

a damn bitch who won't shut her mouth
Chrissy: LMFAOOOOO THATS SO FUNNY

Also chrissy: u shut yo ass up I don't wanna greet the new member
by jayden94992342983525 August 1, 2019
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