cordy horch

The fat woman that lurks in the corners. She is fat, hairy, and nearly dead. A freak, to be quite frank. She reads poems to her dog in her free time. She has this face that's quite .... Interesting. She wheezes and groans when she has to walk two feet. Thank you. Also, she has an extra udder. Whoopsies

At the persons house
Normal person: I'm hungry can I make food
Cordy horch: I'm so starved I need food. Make me some. Tanks.

by The Coolio Earl January 24, 2014

Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.

You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.

by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018

Chorder

Chorder (Ch-or-der); the cross between a check and a order.

WHEN THE BOYS IN DCC ARE COOKING UP SHOE PALACE AND SHOP UGLY KICKS WE ALL YELL "CHORDER"

by themanwithabalko May 1, 2021

Chodys Martin

Someone or something that is quite small but quite wide

“That thing is way wider then Chodys Martin”

by Lucas kostich November 9, 2023

Ninja Chord

Usually played on guitar, but just the same on piano, this is a series of notes that requires the player to stretch their hands out as far as humanly possible.

I can't believe all that Ninja Chords that Al DiMeola played tonight!

by Matt Wrong April 20, 2011

Aux Chord

A lame and unskilled DJ who only plays for lame crowds in lame places

“Yo Jeidel, can _____ get on for the next party at Slate?”

“No chance I’m putting that squid on. Total aux chord.”

by Jeidel February 11, 2022

Chord

A chord is a series of notes played at the same time. One can play chords on both piano and guitar. Chords are derived from scales., which, when played along a song in its respective scale, accompanies the song and helps give the song an emotion.

On a piano, the D Minor Chord is represented by "Dm". The notes to be played are D, F, and A

by MrMinorScale December 20, 2012