chapstick lesbian

A female homosexual whose gender identity is slightly to the femme side of neutral on the femme-butch continuum of gender presentation but whose appearance and preferences stop short of those of a "lipstick lesbian."

"But butch lesbians have had little to no representation on television in the US: Ellen's two "chapstick lesbian" sitcom characters are the closest we've come." (AfterEllen.com)

by meboo February 9, 2004

Chapstickin' the ass

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!

Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.

by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011

chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008

Chapstick

A certain brand of lip balm which is especially great, and a hero to those who use acutane or have generally dry skin.

Ugh man, my lips are peeling, I need some chapstick.

I carry chapstick with me everywhere.

by kantsuu May 13, 2005

chapstick

something I lose in a matter of 10 seconds

"shit, I just lost my 5th chapstick this week"

by ben is short for bennifer August 10, 2017

The Chapstick

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.

"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."

by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009

chapstick

a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.

To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.

When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death

if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.

Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?

Tori: umm.... my chapstick

Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack

Tori: oh thats just my back-up

Tom: weird

by lescori January 27, 2009