Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 7, 2024

Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago

”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022

chicago the door

to place a towel or other object at the bottom of a door so smoke (usually pot smoke) does not escape from the room into a public area.

Dude chicago the door before we hit this bong.

by dr. jerkass April 4, 2008

Chicago Hot Dog Stand

When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.

My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

chicago chili dog

When a man shits in his hand and masturbates with that same hand. It looks like a Chicago chili dog.

Hi friend what did you do today? Friend responds "I was at home making a Chicago chili dog"

by urbanelite November 23, 2007