Chaira

Spanish slang for jerk off, used mainly on the south of Mexico.
The origin of the word comes from "chaqueta" which means the same thing, but also means jaquet.

I did a chaira last night watching porn

Anoche le pegue a la chaira viendo pelos

by Isodine August 3, 2006

Chabira

True Player
Big Penis,
Has no problem with women
Pro at everything
Occasionally has sex with women
The greatest of all.

Pro Technicians
Large Penis
Attracts women!!!

by People Magazine February 28, 2005

Chairass

When you sit on a chair for so long your ass starts to hurt. All of your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice last night?
Kyle: I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!
Josh: hahaha! You fail at life!
Kyle: Um... remember how you got chairass last week?
Josh: *cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?
Kyle: Haha I think that you fail more than I do

Josh: My ass still hurts.
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* Ow-mine too!

by lvvrgrl June 14, 2009

Chavinator

A chav living in a burberry decorated box in an old grannies wardrobe.

When the granny looked in her wardrobe she noticed a chavinator in there!!

by The Greatest Chavinator ever! May 11, 2006

chairaplegic

The condition of temporarily losing feeling in both legs while taking a leisurely shit with reading material

That was a good meal, hand me the newspaper, I'm going to go get chairaplegic.

by Crockwave July 21, 2008

Chairaphilia

When having sex with a chair fulfills your every fantasy.

Like Necrophilia, but only Chairaphilia. Like "I want to have sex with my chair."

by Jak Meihoff January 12, 2010

chaveratti

A corruption of glitteratti, meaning the hoi poloi or high society. In this case it's the complete antithesis. The celebrity chav and their associates.

Usually used in association with rich and successful, by their own standards, chavs. EG. lower league footballers and the women who try to sleep with them or reality TV idiots. The chaveratti were out in force last night at Ritzys nightclub in Romford.

by photoboy April 21, 2009