csulled

to have lied through your teeth to an extent that you actually become a joke to those listening. You maintain a level of seriouness, and insist its true, but those around you think you're a moron.

I was asked by the president to head a task force of ninjas into japan and kill bruce lee's family. Now you've all just been csulled.

by Microdot March 18, 2005

Edward Cullen

A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.

Becka: I Loooove Edward Cullen

Sam: Shut up ho

by nx7oee March 25, 2009

Doing a Cullum

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020

Edward Cullen

A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.

Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!

by craziness15 February 7, 2010

Cullen

Born To Fuck

Person 1: How was it last night
Girl: He didn’t tell me his name but he’s definitely a CULLEN

by TDAWG4 November 30, 2020

Edward Cullen

Basically a lifeless vampire that brain washes 13 year old girls into thinking hes real. And he sparkles, but only in the sunlight.

Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob: bark bark.

by Rickiyson December 22, 2008

cullenism

A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.

Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

by R.Pattz December 22, 2008