for cereal

A statement used that questions the validity of a statement. Similar to the phrase "are you for real?"

Ellen: Oh my goodness, today my father purchased a new ride for me! A 2005 Benz!

Janet: For cereal!?!?!

by Molly May 07, 2005

cereal

word used for weed so your parents don't understand you or your text messages

cereal = weed
bowl= papers, blunt, bowl, or bong
spoon= lighter
eat = smoke (verb)

Guy 1- Yo man you got that cereal?
Guy 2- Yeah man. You got the bowl and spoon?
Guy 1- Yeah let's go eat.

by psychonirvanafan March 14, 2010

cereal

a word to describe a very sexy girl when you dont want her to know what it means

guy 1. man that girl is so cereal

guy 2. i know what you mean man

by joker!!!! February 20, 2011

cerealously

1) In a cereal manner.
2) To a cereal extent.

Cereal + ously

Did you cerealously just say that?

I cerealously need a break right now.

by ksaywuh October 28, 2010

cereal

codeword for weed

Dave: did you get the cereal for the party?
Joe: Cereal..?
Dave: The weed, dumbass. Christ, learn the codewords.

by flabberabber April 15, 2010

cereal

why the fuck did you search cereal, like really cereal? you could have learned about disease or even about other peoples cultures and you could even learn sex ed taught through memes, but look at you looking up cereal on urban dictionary you are a mistake.

tom: hey i just searched up cereal on urban dictionary!

jerry: kill your self

tom: i am a weirdly violent cat

jerry: i am a small mouse

by boy meets COW March 01, 2021

cereal

1. another word for being serious.
2. that hella good food that comes in a box.
3. stamps for science class that you run off to fake that you did everything in class.

1. "Dude, I'm super cereal."
2. "What did you have for breakfast? Oh i had this one kickass cereal."
3. "Hey, did you bring my cereal?"

by altecbags April 03, 2007