gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.
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A woman that uses cats as a substitute for affection. Her toxic mindset and political views have driven away all the dick in her life, throwing away all chances of having kids. Middle aged depressed, and no chances of living a fulfilling life they just sulk in their cat piss stained homes with more cats then men shes slept with. She typically has a soft racist views on brown people, seeing them as "poor and misunderstood", but in actuality she sees them as weak and in need of help(just like her dozens of cats). Typical traits they have are short hair, horned rim glasses, modern art obsession, and useless degrees(with a pile of debt).
You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
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Get the crazy cat lady mug.A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
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