Cason Gardner

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.

"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."

by MissClover September 20, 2022

Cason Gardner

This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.

After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.

by MissClover September 20, 2022

Tyler cason

Prince nepshon

Tyler Cason is the one and only prince nepshon

by Bobbinator696969 March 18, 2018

Dirty Cason Gardner

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.

Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"

by MissClover September 20, 2022

Cason

A modinator on xeros

Cason needs to stop being a spoon.

by Quizzicality December 23, 2022

Cason

A person with a scraggy beard lights it on fire and yells IM A VIKING PUSSY ASS BITCHES

I invited my boyfriend over and he casoned me

by Yomommaspussysmellslilefish May 06, 2022

Cason

Cason is the nicest boy you can ever think of. His favourite sport is soccer, and he is so witty. He has so many friends, and girls like him a lot. If you ever go to a cason (girls) he will be he perfect guy for you (Chloe's like him a lot!)

girl: oh my good, cason so lovable
Girl 2: I think he is my favourite boy in the world😍😘😍😘

by Super idol son May 05, 2022