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An example of a carnivore is a chicken eater. To kill chickens they hang them by their legs and insert a metal rod into their mouth which then is given a jolt of electricity. There is a high pitch chirp, then the body stiffens up and they are dead. Some chickens beaks are even shaved off, some plucked and some boiled alive.
by SMLILEGNA February 21, 2009
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A code word for a disgusting or disturbing fetish that doesn't actually exist. You use it to pretend to be smarter then your more gullible friends, who will pretend to know what it is, but since it doesn't actually exist they are stupid.
Chris: "Carnivore porn is so gross!"
Mitch:" Ahh why would you even mention it!"
Kevin: "Carnivore porn?"
Chris: "You don't know what carnivore porn is?"
Mitch: "It's so gross!"
Kevin: "I mean...yeah that's totatly gross."
by M1Abrams January 23, 2011
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Someone who has anger at vegans for having more willpower then them.
So they go to urbandictionary and attempt too sign vegans of as teen posers, when in actual fact most vegans are not teenagers anymore and most of them are not emo posers either.
Carnivores seem too constantly tell vegans that it is the circle of life too eat meat.
And they also like too state that some animals eat other animals as if it makes it ok for us humans too eat animals.
They consistently go on about how they hate vegans who try too impose their views on others, and don't seem too have the ability too notice they are trying too shove their views on us with their constant whining of how eating meat is the circle of life, etc etc.
Carnivore: Why are you a vegan. Animals eat other animals too!

Vegan: Humans have the ability too think twice about our natural instincs and make our own descisions based on what we believe.

Carnivore: But it's the circle of life!

Vegan: It is the 2007. You have been sitting on the computer fighting with me by means off a virtual world that can be seen and heard but not touched.
We are not cavemen anymore, and I believe you sir are a hypocrite.
by Porridgey December 14, 2008
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For a human to sacrifice more energy for more enjoyable food (meat).
(Insert Irish accent)

Example 1

Carl: Dave has been really lazy recently.

Connor: Haven’t you heard Carl? Dave has become a carnivore.

Example 2

Alphonsis: *enjoying chicken*.

Michael: Wow! Being a carnivore sure looks fun!

Alphonsis: *offers chicken*.
Michael: *puts down celery and enjoys chicken*.
*dual enjoyment*.
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Someone who has anger at vegans for having more willpower then them.
So they go to urbandictionary and attempt too sign vegans of as teen posers, when in actual fact most vegans are not teenagers anymore and most of them are not emo posers either.
Carnivores seem too constantly tell vegans that it is the circle of life too eat meat.
And they also like too state that some animals eat other animals as if it makes it ok for us humans too eat animals.
They consistently go on about how they hate vegans who try too impose their views on others, and don't seem too have the ability too notice they are trying too shove their views on us with their constant whining of how eating meat is the circle of life, etc etc.
Carnivore: Why are you a vegan. Animals eat other animals too!

Vegan: Humans have the ability too think twice about our natural instincs and make our own descisions based on what we believe.

Carnivore: But it's the circle of life!

Vegan: It is the 2007. You have been sitting on the computer fighting with me by means off a virtual world that can be seen and heard but not touched.
We are not cavemen anymore, and I believe you sir are a hypocrite.
by Porridgey December 14, 2008
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A male or female who likes to have sex with their own gender, but also goes both ways. Same as bi-sexual.
Jody is such a bi-carnivore with jennifer.
by Boogers1 January 24, 2008
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Carnivorsation

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An interaction between two or more people (formerly friends) in which the members of said conversation partake in shit talking via facebook and 'ripping apart' verbally in a carnivorous fashion.
while reading this keep in mind man eating matt is marias ex boyfriend and blonde bailey is marias ex best friend-

"man eatting mattt- why are you and your ex best friend (maria) mad at eachother?

blonde bailey- because she hangs out with her boyfriend 24/7 and never wants to hangout with me when i ask her. so that is her problem. im done trying with her. and when they break up she is not going to use me and try and hangout with me. i cant talk to her about anythning and the last times we hungout she just had attitude with me and was bitchy. thats that

man eatting mattt- well she didnt exactly describe it like that. so makes more sense why your mad. but what pisses me off, actually just because its safer text me.

blonde bailey- im just not going to try with her anymore."

Maria - "Haters! wow that is some major carnivorsation! ehh vince?"

Vince- " ehh maria"
by Marnce September 29, 2010
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