The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"
Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"
Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014
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When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
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