Callahan Jackhammer

After a male and female have rough sexual intercourse, and the female's leg starts shaking and vibrating, thus not being able to walk.

Dude, I just gave her the Callahan Jackhammer and she won't be able to walk for a bit!

by Nutsnbutts October 11, 2022

callahaned

to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.

Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!

by McLovesky January 17, 2022

darrell callahan

a math teacher

is that darrell callahan he is a total math teacher.

by ayden p May 25, 2022

Callahan

a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.

"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."

by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022

Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.

Dude, he's definitely a Joey Callahan.

by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024

Pat Callahan

Man you’ve always wanted, man who loves sports and his kids and a man smart and friendly as can be

I seen pat Callahan today

by 95677 June 10, 2022

Callahan

A very rural area in North East Florida, which is full of Republicans who are racist, homophobic, and transphobic old men. Which has a lot of weird like churches with a population of little under a 1000, And The Highschool is full of racist 14 year old ROTC kids who think bullying LGBTQ+ kids as a hobby

Oh you live in Callahan.
Yeah I been targeted for being Transgender.
Aw man that sucks.

Have you been to a church
Yeah they are pretty sibling couples there
Callahan Florida is also a horrible town in Fl.

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 22, 2022