cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

Cross Eyed High

When you're so high off dat dank, you can't keep you shit together, much less your fucking eyes.

"Yo bro, Tommy just hit dat dab so hard, i think he got cross eyed high like a mofo"

by Brithefriguy November 23, 2018

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016