Cobie

Cobie is you stupid fucking cousin that live down the street that won’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs

He talks about dinosaurs a lot he’s such a Cobie

by swaghetti October 23, 2019

cobiesmuldersismywife

a gorgeous cobie smulders simp who deserves a million more followers than they already have.

who’s ur fav person on tiktok? mine is cobiesmuldersismywife

by urno1fan April 1, 2022

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

cobija

spanish for blanket

"pass me la cobija, tengo mucho frio!"

by mercedesdr09 July 18, 2009

cobisery

Verb: A state or feeling of great mental distress or disorientation when, after falling asleep on the couch, you move to bed and experience an inability to fall back asleep.

Origin:

Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)

I lay awake in bed for hours with the worst case of cobisery after first falling asleep watching series on the couch.

by Old_but_gold December 18, 2018

Cobitt

What you get when a zobbler exceeds the boundaries of the word, further expanding the meaning to now make him a cobitt.

Basically a top tier dickhead

Person 1: you look nice today!
Person 2: stop simpin,you absolute fucking cobitt!

by PhatCock101 June 26, 2020

cobiverse

a weirdo named sonja, best known as flop on tiktok <3 /j, the weirdest among all tiktokers, soon to be next @leiadeobi ( real 100%!!!!) , single woman in her 40s and biggest the boyz stan!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 tells everyone to shut up 10 times a day or even more. #cancelled!!!! 💔 best at exposing people....💔 ( that hurt ) she has some korean friend that always matches pfps with and i have no idea why ( are yall married🤨? )she eats sand and has a knee fetish. cobiverse deserves 300k🤪🤪🤘🤘
also shes a simp for eric sohn from the boyz so guys🗣🗣🗣 grab you eric pcs and pictures and give them all to sonja

omg cobiverse posted on tiktok
did she flop again?
yeah she did😟
woah poor cobiverse...that’s not fair

by kevinsupremacy June 22, 2021